I worry having that many unarmed Patriots in one place might be too tempting for Obama to resist. We might be used as an example to the rest of the nation.
I can hear it now, “Let me make this VERY clear, go against the authority invested in me and....”
Just go down and purchase some pepper spray and bottled water. Line up your family and given a good shot....then another.
Blindly, while choking, salivating, and crying, lean your heads back and administer the bottled water to the face.
Now, don't forget the thick pieces of card board in your torso and thigh areas to soften the impact of the rubber bullets.
Always....always pad up around the upper back and neck so not to give in after the first blow of the trudgeon.