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400 Million-Year-Old Male Sex Member ID'd
Discovery.Com ^ | 7/14/09 | Nicky Phillips

Posted on 07/14/2009 6:45:45 PM PDT by llevrok

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That last line is a puzzler....
1 posted on 07/14/2009 6:45:46 PM PDT by llevrok
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To: llevrok

STAYING power. For real.


2 posted on 07/14/2009 6:47:03 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (ALSO SPRACH ZEROTHUSTRA)
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To: llevrok
[Insert photo of helen Thomas here]

"So that's where I left it!"

3 posted on 07/14/2009 6:48:13 PM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: llevrok

That last line is a puzzler....

Yeah...I don’t think they know whether he was coming or going...


4 posted on 07/14/2009 6:48:18 PM PDT by jessduntno (You quit when you're in over your head. You resign when there isn't enough challenge.)
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To: llevrok

"(sigh) It's always nice to remember your first again..."

5 posted on 07/14/2009 6:49:51 PM PDT by theDentist (qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
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To: llevrok

Whoa! This day is getting to be too much for me.


6 posted on 07/14/2009 6:49:53 PM PDT by dforest (Who is the real Jim Thompson? I am.)
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To: llevrok

So should I go fishing for a well hung dugong?


7 posted on 07/14/2009 6:50:33 PM PDT by Bertha Fanation
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To: llevrok

How did they convince Larry King to let them test his %@#&?


8 posted on 07/14/2009 6:55:54 PM PDT by rfp1234
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To: llevrok
Given the Clinton’s proclivities Hilary may be interested in this story.

9 posted on 07/14/2009 6:56:01 PM PDT by I see my hands (_8(|)
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Thinking the same thing. Looked down the other day and didn’t see anything.

Now I know where I left it, 400 million years ago. Guess I am older than dirt.


10 posted on 07/14/2009 6:56:28 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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"That last line is a puzzler...."

"Now we've actually found it, a specimen with an undoubted clasper with a knobbly end."

Imagine it said with a British accent.

11 posted on 07/14/2009 6:56:39 PM PDT by LiberConservative (***I think liberals are mentally ill and I vote!***)
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["Now we've actually found it, a specimen with an undoubted clasper with a knobbly end."]

Ewwwww. And he was probably wearing a "Members Only" jacket. Ewwwww.

12 posted on 07/14/2009 6:57:23 PM PDT by Miss Behave (OMG, my tagline is stalking me.)
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400 million year old male sex member found.

Is this about Hugh Hefner?


13 posted on 07/14/2009 7:04:32 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: tet68

LOL
Old fool goes around in his pajamas to be ‘ready for action’.
Thinks he’s still sexy- too dumb to know those women only want his money.


14 posted on 07/14/2009 7:08:45 PM PDT by patriot08
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LOLOL, tet.


15 posted on 07/14/2009 7:10:41 PM PDT by Miss Behave (OMG, my tagline is stalking me.)
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If you have an erection which lasts for more than 4 hours...

A 400 million year boner!??


16 posted on 07/14/2009 7:17:06 PM PDT by njslim
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I think it’s the Viagra drip or the Cialis suppositories either one.


17 posted on 07/14/2009 7:19:16 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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an undoubted clasper with a knobbly end

Oooooh, you mean a FRENCH clasper!

I got one of those at a truck stop in Portland once.


18 posted on 07/14/2009 7:21:19 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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I think they called it a “Hunt Bros. Mud grip”
or something like that.


19 posted on 07/14/2009 7:22:20 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: llevrok

Anyway it said it was “All for HER pleasure”.


20 posted on 07/14/2009 7:23:01 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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