[Westbrook]

> Sarah Palin is, and always has been, an intellectual and
> political featherweight. As a moose-killing Barbie doll,
> she was exactly what the Republican Party in Alaska
> wanted for a mouthpiece.

Anyone daring to cast such aspersions on the currently sitting president will be labeled a “racist” by the media and the Leftist odiosphere.

[TXnMA]

Let's try that with a few minor changes:

Barack Obama is, and always has been, an intellectual and political featherweight. As a Commie-loving Kennie doll, he was exactly what the Democrat Party in Chicago wanted for a mouthpiece.

How's that for "Fair and Balanced..?"