If a Teleprompter Falls in the White House Does It Make a Sound?

"O"BC News ^ | 7-13-09 | Sunlen Miller and Jake Tapper

[AmericanSphinx71]

Will the taxpayers flip the bill for a new TOTUS?

[Darkwolf377]

Of course, television reporters and anchors never become over-reliant on teleprompters. Never happens. Nope. Never

Both Obama and most TV reporters are reading prefab DNC material, too.

[Carley]

Don’t I recall Omarosa having teleprompter problems recently?

[SERKIT]

Good omen. The left one crashed into pieces forcing The One to look to the right to keep going.

[Babu]

Did one of our snipers take out that Teleprompter with a BB gun?

[Viking2002]

If Zero was reduced to one teleprompter, then his rhetoric must have sounded really half-assed.

[Paloma_55]

If the teleprompter fails, will it make a sound?

Yes.

“Uh, uh, uh, what, uh, I, uh, mean, uh, to, uh, say, uh, uh, uh...”

[paulycy]

[Snickering Hound]

[Choose Ye This Day]

It’s an Obamomen.

[azishot]

Good one! Obaomen!!!

[Loyalist]

That's why he has two teleprompters, and possibly a spare pair of teleprompters on standby at all times wherever he goes, in case both teleprompters go out.

[Focault's Pendulum]

Prompter problems also recently plagued Vice President Joe Biden as well. During a commencement address in May to graduates of the Air Force Academy, a gust of wind knocked over his teleprompter.

It was his breath.

[omni-scientist]

So both the president and vice-president have lost telepromtpters. That means the teleprompter of the Speaker of the House must now take charge. The Constitutional succession must be followed.

[Yankee]

The stupid sh_t needs a teleprompter to take a pee.

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Does this mean that only one of his two faces was able to speak?

[Red in Blue PA]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

[ALASKA]

I think a better question is:

If a Teleprompter Falls in the White House is the Dalia Bama able to Make a Sound?

[PureSolace]

THE TELEPROMPTER COMMITTED SUICIDE ON NATIONAL TV!

[philman_36]

A sign which will be ignored.