lol, I’d like to see the line of questioning for the defense and prosecution. “Did you, Mr. Fido, bark at the time and place in question?” “Please bark yes or no, no elaborating please.”
LOL. There are so many unanswered questions—
Can you imagine finding a jury of his peers?
Will his attorney be a legal beagle?
Will the judge allow any straying?
Will the officer responsible for the collar be called on to testify?