My guess is that while in Ghana, Obama was handed a letter that read...
His Excellency and Most Honorable Son of Kenya:
I am a member of the royal family. Our family has been under investigation and we are trying to find a way to get our funds out of the country.
You have been mentioned as an honorable person, who is in a position to help us. We are looking for a person who can take receipt of $37.5 million dollars U.S. We would appreciate it if you would hold those funds for up to six months, until we can come to the U.S. to collect them back from you.
As a thank you, we are willing to leave 10% of those funds in your account, when you return the funds to us. There are only two things you need to do, to help us.
Please send us a $100 check so that we can determine your bank account number. We will then send the funds promptly. We would also ask that you investigate the maltreatment of Taliban members by the Bush administration. If you just check into that, we will send $70 million U.S. instead of the $37.5 million.
Please hurry. The Nigerian troops are at the door.
Thank you.
Mjomba Nibutu, Prince of Thieves
Postmarked 07/05/2009 Abuja, Nigeria
Of course Obama would believe anything that charged the Bush, Cheney, or the U.S. with a crime. Hence the need for an investigation.
And all that money...
By now the check is in the mail.
Maybe someone needs to investigate Obama's trail of blood