Unstable angina = heart no good
Smoker for 50 years = Lungs no good
IBS = G I system no good
Periodically kidney problems = nope on the kidneys
The only possible thing that might work well is the liver as I have never been a drinker...Anyone want a 70 year old liver?
Don't offer, granny. Livers are in short supply.
I'm going to set my ICD to shock any eager beaver doctor who might decide to lift any body parts prematurely.
Perhaps with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti?