[rightly_dividing]

As a fat southerner, I'll tell you what my wife tells people. We southern cooks know how to take a perfectly healthy vegetable, and cook it in ham seasoning, batter and fry it, smother it in gravey, cover it in butter or cheese, and salt it down.

meats: we can fry everything imaginable with a nice thick batter that will hold lots of juice(grease)

we fry veggies, too, green tomatos, squash, okry, eggplant, pickles, mushrooms, and probably much that I cant think of right now, but you get the picture: we know how to cook anything and make it bad for you.

[EQAndyBuzz]

“Why Are Southerners So Fat?”

Why are Northeasterners wussies?