Posted on 07/08/2009 1:21:09 PM PDT by curth
The gap toothed Alfred E Newman looking bastard apparently feels that since he still has a job and no sponsors left his show that it is safe to start hitting up on Governor Palin again. Top Ten List From Last Night:
Top Ten Messages On Sarah Palin's Answering Machine Top Ten
10-"Hi, It's George W. Bush. Why didn't anyone tell me resigning was an option?"
9-"It's John McCain -- why did I call?"
8-"Mark Sanford here. Ever been to Argentina?"
7-"I'm calling from Geico to see if you want to renew your dogsled insurance"
6-"It's Letterman -- we still cool?"
5-"McCain again. Still no idea why I called"
4-"Hi, it's the dry cleaner. Having trouble getting caribou blood out of your Prada jacket"
3-"Hi, it's Sarah...oops...dialed my own number"
2-"Schwarzenegger here. If you want a job, California could use a new governor"
1-"Hey, it's McCain. Who would've thought you'd retire before I did?"
Here is the video , if you can stomach it:
http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/video_player/index/php/991750.phtml
He also told numerous "jokes" about her in his monologue :
Again if you can stomach him. The Palin stuff starts midway through.
http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/video_player/index/php/991751.phtml
(Excerpt) Read more at lateshow.cbs.com ...
Yep.
She’s a public figure, and a politician at that.
She can take it like a big girl.
Still waiting for Letterman to go after Obammy and his missus, though.
never gonna happen.
Letterman demonstrates the value of apologies from liberals.
I want my 45 seconds back.
There are two standards in America... one for evilcrats and one for those that oppose satan.
LLS
Yes indeed.
LLS
“””Unfortunately, they’ve gone up.”””””
Of course they have, just like Rush’s goes up every time he has a spat with a liberal.
For every conservative who hates Letterman there is a liberal who loves him.
I think 99.9% of liberals trashing Sarah Palin is really all about liberals trashing conservatives. Sarah is just the stand in they use for hitting us.
When they hit Sarah Palin they are hitting us. They are hitting conservatives. It’s their knife in our backs.
Of course the old gap toothed Bastard is upset when his hand has more sex appeal than his wife.
Starve the beast. I never watch CBS and will not unless there is a college or NFL game on that I want to see.
I don’t need them for anything.
deeptrout
Well, with these type of jokes, the water is just tepid. I'm glad someone is watching and letting us know what's going on, because I certainly will never watch him.
:::shrug::: No one with a brain watches Letterman, so who cares what he says?
Letterman should fire the liberal stooges who produce this unfunny garbage. I can’t remember the last time my television was tuned in to one of the big networks. They suck stinky liberal ass.
He wants his name back in the news...
They try lies, character assasination or whatever it takes to destroy good people. The one that’s hardest to overcome is ridicule. Remember what they did to Dan Quayle. Remember what they did to Gerald Ford.
It’s a good joke on Ahnold. But I’d love to get Palin in there (in Sacramento), no joke there!
Works for me.
I am fine with the list, too. Not side-splittingly funny, but it’s not offensive.
His original “gaffe” was not a gaffe, but a revelation of what an a$$hole he is and always has been. (as if everyone didn’t already know)
He just can’t stop because it’s what he is.
Not yet. Last night he just dipped his toe in the water to see how hot it is.
More Palin jokes on Wednesday nights show during his monolgue. He actually admitting to having “naughty” thoughts about Governor Palin wearing the “waders” that she had on while fishing, among other things. He then “apologized” for the comment.
O’Reilly discussing the continuing attacks by Letterman tonight . Apparently Conan decided to join in and since it worked for Letterman.
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