Washington Post Deals

Twitter ^ | July 3, 2009

[La Lydia]

Deals offered by the Washington Post

For $25K, Boswell will let Manny Acta tattoo a Nat's W on his ass.

For $500K, Charles Krauthammer will write a series of columns advocating war with a country of your choosing.

For only $10,000 the WaPo will review your stimulus package and they won't mention that it promotes socialism!

For $25k, we'll have Woodward write a book on you. For $250k, it will actually be complimentary.

For $5000, WaPo will let you write the same psychopathic op-ed http://tr.im/qD3b that you wrote in WSJ 3wks ago http://tr.im/qD3y

For $200K Katharine Graham will rise from the grave and shimmy for you.

For $5,000 George F. Will will speak with you on the topic of your choice for 1 hour without resorting to baseball metaphors

For a mere $10K, Tom Sietsema will finally review Mrs.K's in Silver Spring.

For $25,000, you can have Katharine Weymouth in Katharine Weymouth's house.

For $7000, (Dana) Milbank will whisper "Dick!" to your enemies while wearing a wacky orange duck hunting get-up.

For $29.99, David Broder will take his teeth out first.

For $15000 film critic Dan Zak will add a "c."

For $30000 Richard Cohen will fly to your house & yell at those annoying kids on your lawn

[La Lydia]

Twitter has a ridiculous thread going on the Washington Post access-gate story. Reading through it made my day.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Caught red-handed, as you might say...

[EagleUSA]

The complicit, crooked media is just like the so-called POLL TAKERS. For the right amount of money, you can make any poll turn out to suit YOUR agenda.

[Liz]

For $25,000 the Wash/Po will let you watch several construction workers manhandle Rahm Emanuel.

"O-o-o-o-o---I can't wait."

[stephenjohnbanker]

ROTFLMAO!!

[hoosiermama]

Funny!...

Did you see the thread?..”Our” Sarah is going to be making an announcement in about twenty minutes from her home in ALaska!