Posted on 07/03/2009 8:02:39 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Yo
Going to a Tea Party on the 4th!
I wonder how man are planned across the country?
Happy Dependence Day week everyone.
I always thought man was planned by God.
I have accused him in the past of being timid about using the words Marxist and communist. I have been **really** upset with him about his silence on Obama’s natural born status. I have wondered why he hasn't identified the government K-12 schools and its Marxist indoctrination of 2 generations of Americans as being the source of our political situation today.
Well...Timing is everything!....And Rush ( being much smarter than I am) understands this.
His God and Obama birth certificate joke would have been far less effective 6 months ago.
And...In the past two weeks I have been astonished at how pointedly he identifies our nation's internal enemies as Marxists, and how our government schools have raised up two generations of befuddled and beguiled voters. He is sounding the warning **plainly** that what we thought was impossible for an American president is being done by this president. Rush is even saying that it is possible for the Democrats to ignore the 22nd Amendment.
Bravo! Rush!
Hi IMPR.
Will this be a “best of Rush” show today? Seems I heard that somewhere.
Happy 3rd to everyone. Happy 4th tomorrow.
IIRC, he is in today, but out the rest of the week.
Hope you and yours have a Happy 4th!
i might try to find a smaller one in a burb somewhere instead
Yeah, he is in today since he’s off all next week.
seated w / golf on the brain
go T I G E R
Does anyone know what the turnout was on 7/3 tea party in Times Square NY ????
Howdy.
Hey hey!
And Slow Joe gets to Baghdad when everybody else is getting ready to leave...
Did you bring the fireworks?
hannity is hannity
lots of different styles among our talk show hosts - rush is subtle (most of the time) with his bish slapping
as a bassturd, i kinda like the direct slapdowns - i suspect rush’s audience would not be as large if he was as confrontational as jerks like me
which is where levin comes in - he told one libtard caller that if he was married to her, he'd put a gun to his head!!!
levin is levin
jerks like me thank God for him - might want to check out his show - his web site is free (including podcasts or listening to past shows)
so sunday talk is get Cheney time
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