<I hope this anti-American commie bastard has stage 5 everything.
LOL! I didn’t go that far, but I admit to saying a few choice (and decidedly uncharitable) words to my TV when I heard the news.
this makes me think of George Castanza when he got the news over the phone that the white spot on his lip was “negative”, resulting in his emoting, “Why?Why?Why?” Then they explained that was a good report. I don’t know why that sparked my memory of that Seinfeld.