In point of fact, only two human beings, outside the confines of the Obama Cartel have ever even been "allowed" to see this paper object in person, and they are reporters Jess Henig and Bob Miller whose forensic document skills are somewhere in the neighborhood of Barney Fife. If they had been told that they were looking at Obama's long lost thesis, then that is what they would have reported.
The OBama Cartel did not invite nor allow any other persons to their Cave in Chicago.
The OBama Cartel did not invite nor allow any other persons to their Cave in Chicago.
What is wrong with the sentence above? I appreciate your hard work but Obama would not be comfortable in a "Cave". Being that he is from Africa he would be more comfortable in a "HUT".
Caves are cold and damp, while huts are generally found in hot and humid climes. This would explain why Barry had the heater on so high, at the White House, this winter.