This article is homophobic! I mean... racist! I mean... intolerant! And... and... and... you’re probably a global warming heretic!
/major s
I am homophobic because I don’t believe homosexuals should be allowed to rape young boys. And I am intolerant because I believe someone who rapes young boys should be punished, despite their sexual affiliation. And I am racist because I do not base this belief on the condition that the child was black, but instead that it was just a child and color doesn’t matter. I am so bad. Help me