I am homophobic because I don’t believe homosexuals should be allowed to rape young boys. And I am intolerant because I believe someone who rapes young boys should be punished, despite their sexual affiliation. And I am racist because I do not base this belief on the condition that the child was black, but instead that it was just a child and color doesn’t matter. I am so bad. Help me
Off to the ACORN reeducation camp with you!