Poor Sidezber, wat a wayz tuh go--firez an flamezezez an biggy wavez an stuth, but thingz cudda ben worff--sharkzezez hath sharp teef and try tuh getz in boatz allz timez an like kitteh meatz. Sez tastee. NOM NOM NOM. Why Sidezber try toos goez bak intoo sinky ship fer brie ans Dom Perignonz? Why Sidezber notz goez bak fer cheezburger at leest? Stupidz Sidezber.