Muslim Cleric: Pepsi is "Zionist Plot"

Israel National News ^ | 6/21/09 | Hillel Fendel

[Nachum]

(IsraelNN.com) Extremist Moslems have not dropped their allegations that Pepsi Cola is essentially the code name for a Zionist plot.

MEMRI has released an English transcript of an address given by a Muslim religious leader in Egypt this past February, in which he explains that PEPSI is actually an acronym for "Pay Every Penny to Save Israel."

[Zionist Conspirator]

Take the Pepsi Challenge?

Well, I'm conflicted because I'm a strict Co-Cola person and I dislike Pepsi for the taste and despise them for being the (alleged) cause of New Coke in '85! While I can drink Royal Crown (which I've always thought tastes like plywood smells) and now even Doctor Pepper (which I couldn't stand as a kid), I still can't stomach Pepsi. Once at a dinner break (that's lunch break to y'all) while on the road working when the local establishment had only Pepsi and no Coke I just plain old did without!

I do know that there's a web site where you can send pizza and Pepsi to Israeli troops. I've often wondered if thta means my support of Coke makes me an anti-Semite.

Dang! Despite all my best intentions I just can't seem to get rid of my alienation from the Jewish People! First the Biblical literalism (Adam would've been horrified at the thought that I believe he was a real person!), and now . . . this!

::Sigh!:: Jews and Rednecks just can't seem to get together! I guess when we exterminate our "Canaanites," we slice the neck the wrong way!

Maybe Double Cola should expand its market (we can't get it where I live!).

[Cheetahcat]

“Pepsi is a Zionist plot”

Ok Pelosi and zero are a Muslim plot

[elcid1970]

“IT’S DEM JOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!”

Thanks to the father of nutjob Cynthia McKinney AND Rev. J-Wright, the above quote can JMHO be rammed down the throat of anyone who blames the Jews or Israel for the world’s woes.

“There are over three hundred million Arab Muslims in the Middle East, and around five million Jews. Would somebody please do the #@$%ing math!!!?”

[Zionist Conspirator]

Arabic does not have the "P" sound. In Arabic even Palestine is pronounced "Balestine". The "P" sound exists in Persian and Urdu but not in Arabic

I don't know any Arabic, but I thought that the "P" in "Palestine" was pronounced as an "F."

Of course calling something "Fefsi" is a bit silly.

[Teotwawki]

Since Pepsi gave a million dollars to gay advocacy organizations and Pepsi runs gay ads, maybe the gay hating muslims are attacking them. Of course gay advocacy is the same reason Christians are boycotting Pepsi. Conservatives are boycotting them since they adopted the Obama logo. I guess only gay infidel liberals are left to drink the stuff.

[Slings and Arrows]

Cox and Forkum are great.

[AU72]

40 years ago Kohmeineh made his bones getting Iran throw out Coca Cola in favor Pepsi because Coca Cola hired a Bahai as the Iranian General Manager.

[SoftwareEngineer]

Yeah. Some Arabs pronounce is “Falestini” and some “Balestini”

They both about sound the same. As many people will tell you, Spanish speakers do about the same thing with “B” and “V”.

[Biggirl]

Ss & AS, you did it again. One of my all time favorite funny pictures.

[Slings and Arrows]

Pigs and Islamakazis go together like water and sodium.

[Mr. Mojo]

The stuff [Pepsi] is nasty sweet, and Coke made a *huge* mistake following their lead.

And as you mentioned, Coke never recovered from that mistake. For some reason they messed with the most successful formula in history.

[jongaltsr]

Arabic does not have the "P" sound. In Arabic even Palestine is pronounced "Balestine". The "P" sound exists in Persian and Urdu but not in Arabic

Actually - I have heard that explanation and it really sounds more logical -
- However-
I like the other one better -
- and -
I have never heard the first theory denied by people for whom Arabic was their first language.

Can you deny that in Arabia that they can not sell "whole" bananas, hot dogs or twinkies because of their phallic similarities?
You can buy Banana juice or processed bananas for Banana pancakes which are sold everywhere on the street.
I have been to fruit bars (ie smoothies) but even though their main fruit was banana you never saw one. You saw apples, peaches, pears, oranges and such but you never see a banana.

[Zionist Conspirator]

Yeah. Some Arabs pronounce is “Falestini” and some “Balestini”

They both about sound the same. As many people will tell you, Spanish speakers do about the same thing with “B” and “V”.

Now that I knew from my utterly useless attempt to learn Spanish in high school.

[ApplegateRanch]

Yeah. Some Arabs pronounce is “Falestini” and some “Balestini”

Gee, I thought they were saying Phalistini, because without male member, a person is counted less than a goat.

[SJackson]

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[SoftwareEngineer]

Hi..

I have zero idea about Bananas. I have visited the UAE many many times but I never did see anything abnormal about bananas etc there.

However, the UAE is very “liberal” compared to Saudi Arabia so I don’t know how those guys in Saudi Arabia treat bananas.

I do know that at the height of the Iraqi Al Qaeda offensive some AQ idiots tried to impose that rule in Mosul only to have the locals laugh at them.

[roadcat]

What’s more interesting is if you turn a Pepsi case upside down, not that I’d ever advocate that. Reads [pepsi symbol] “is ded”. I’ve seen them in stores like that.

[Islander7]

Is that a photoshopped pic of young Bama?

Yes, the joint is real, but I added the leaves.

[Shyla]

Same here. No Pepsi or Pepsi products in my house.

[SunkenCiv]

MEMRI has released an English transcript of an address given by a Muslim religious leader in Egypt this past February, in which he explains that PEPSI is actually an acronym for "Pay Every Penny to Save Israel."

Weird idea, since the company is headed by some nutjob 9/11 truther.