[DanZanRyu]

Good grief. The Emperor has all other news channels and E! worshipping. Plus the fashion magazines are making his wife into a cover girl. Moreover, the Emperor has appeared on numerous covers of comic books. Gotta get them while they’re young.

[PghBaldy]

he even had MTV signing up voters (on the “Real World”, they went into the inner city to register Democrats last year). He also has had several reporters quit the media to join the WH and/or the campaign.

[Christian4Bush]

Good grief. The Emperor has all other news channels and E! worshipping. Plus the fashion magazines are making his wife into a cover girl. Moreover, the Emperor has appeared on numerous covers of comic books. Gotta get them while they’re young.

"POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! UNNNNNNNLIMITEEEED....POWWWWWERRRRRRR!!!!!"

"But Fox News doesn't worship me!!!!! Aaaaaaaaah......uh, er, um (looks at teleprompter) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHH!!!!!!"