From big mudding trucks to pole dancing, Redneck Yacht Club is down and dirty

St. Petersburg Times ^ | 06/14/2009 | Michael Kruse

[Iron Munro]

John Edwards was right - there really are Two Americas (maybe more than two).

There is still hope for some of the younger generation:
Not everyone has signed on for Obamatopia yet.

[the invisib1e hand]

that’s probably the most civilized thing to occur in Pinellas County all year.

[Travis McGee]

“Free Bird!”

[Lurker]

Two ATVs zipped by with girls in tank tops and short shorts, riding on the backs with their legs spread, their thighs jiggling and their breasts bouncing with the bumps of the land.

I do love a good mental picture in the morning...

[HiTech RedNeck]

I confess to severely mixed sentiments on this. Why do four year old boys have to be pulled into the girl stripping stuff? Why does anybody, for that matter?

[EQAndyBuzz]

Hmmm.. get drunk and stoned and roll around in the mud or get drunk and stoned and listen to the Dead?

[Dan Middleton]

"There is still hope for some of the younger generation"

I don't think I really find this brand of "hope" any more hopeful than Obama's.

[MrB]

Looks like DHS will have to add some new categories to their “domestic terrorist” list.

[HiTech RedNeck]

I fear their score on making broken family babies isn’t much better than Obama’s welfare queens. That’s what you get when you turn God is love into love is God.

[MissyMack66]

That was a great article. Thank you, it made me wish I was there.

[absolootezer0]

sounds like heaven ping!

[Titan Magroyne]

Hmph! The muddin' sounds fun, anyways!

[I Buried My Guns]

I DO find this "hope" better than Obamas'. Why?

"..."If there's ever a revolution," Cain said, "these are the people you want to be with."...

That's why. Under their veneer of white trash, they are still good people. And frankly, I am currently looking for people to watch my back during the coming revolution.

In the country if your vehicle gets stuck, a guy who you do not know named Bubba will stop and pull you out. In the big city if your car gets stuck, people stop to murder you and rape and murder your wife.

[Matchett-PI]

"'Hey, yo, for real," Miller said, "we come here with the stripper poles, and that's what we come for. Girls.' The bright white lights by the poles flicked on. Strobe flashes and music rolled from the tent. .."

Meanwhile, over at the beach bash entitled, "DemocRAT babes supporting Charlie Crist for Senate" - we can watch pole dancers like this

[Judges Gone Wild]

The media continually trash The South as uncivilized, uncouth, ignorant, superstitious, and inbred. If the media hates them so much, there must be some things they’re doing right! “When it’s 3rd and 10, you can go with the milk drinkers, but I’ll pick the whiskey drinkers every time.” — Max McGee

[dfwgator]

In the country if your vehicle gets stuck, a guy who you do not know named Bubba will stop and pull you out.

And all he'll ask is enough for a six-pack. It's a bargain!

[Matchett-PI]

"There's something about mud. Some people say it has therapeutic powers. John Lennon called it an aphrodisiac."

Meanwhile, over at the beach bash entitled, "DemocRAT babes supporting Charlie Crist for Senate", the metro-sexuals are saying, "There's something about fishy women. They have therapeutic powers - like an aphrodisiac."

[Malacoda]

I have to agree with you. This actually sounds pretty awful.

[SeminoleSoldier]

There’s a difference between white trash and southern. A similar situation exists for just about every group or region.