[Lurker]

Two ATVs zipped by with girls in tank tops and short shorts, riding on the backs with their legs spread, their thighs jiggling and their breasts bouncing with the bumps of the land.

I do love a good mental picture in the morning...

[longtermmemmory]

and somehow the newspaper report thought that was a bad thing...

A leftist (moder liberal/modern progressive) is someone who stays up at night worrying that somehow, somewhere sombody is happy and having a good time.