Then, after the lawyer has done his job by advising his client to clam up, the operator should inform the lawyer that all of those prohibitions against harsh interrogation techniques apply to the terrorist - not to the terrorist's lawyer!
Then: Tie the lawyer to a one-by-twelve with his feet about a foot higher than his head, get a big pitcher of water and hold it over his head, dribbling maybe just a few drops, and invite him to think very, very seriously about revising his advice to his client about keeping silent.
It's a war zone. Things get confused."
I’d be happy with handcuffing him to his “client” for the duration. Security, doncha know...
When the lawyer is assigned to the terrorist, ensure that he stays with the terrorist at all times to protect the terrorist legally. Make that part of the job. Then he is right next to the terrorist when the small caliber explosive round goes off or when the grenade drops into the machine gun nest. And we have a large number of underemployed lawyers right now. Offer them transportation costs and $500K a year for the job.
zero insisting on Mirandizing the enemy on the battlefield just confirms what we all in freeper land know: (1) zero is NOT on our side and (2) zero is effing INSANE.
Of course, being so smart and all, these lawyers will be conversant in all required languages. Since they are ACLU members, they are pacifistic and cannot be given a weapon. And since the locals will obviously see their good intent and warmly embrace them, they won’t need security or vests or helmets. Their nice Armani suits will identify them as friendly to the nice terrorists who are being deprived of their 5th amendment rights?
What do you get when you have 50 lawyers up to their necks in sand??
More Sand.
Pray for America
Some very interesting suggestions in this thread. Most of them properly associating the terrorist with their attorney. However, in the interest of preserving 0bama’s march to marxism, many of those lawyers will be useful in filing lawsuits and court actions against sanity, common sense, and the Constitution.
So, stop detaining the terrorists. Just kill’em. Problem solved.
Try the Carmen Miranda Rights:
“You have the right to a bowl of fruit on your head”
“You have the right to a foreign accent”
“You have the right to a Conga Line. If you cannot afford a Conga Line, one will be provided for you”
“Having been read these rights, Do you understand them? Do you want to sing ‘BOBALOO’”?
Waterboard their lawyers too.
Good one.