Or as we like to call it, the War Against Northern Aggression.
Except this time around, we (the South) have:
1. Most of the money.
2. Almost all the manufacturing.
3, Most of the guns.
4. Most of the military equipment and know-how (vets love retiring to the South).
5. No slaves.
6. Most of the technical base and R&D.
7. Ungodly numbers of people with guns wanting a rematch.
8. Nuclear weapons.
The North has nothing. I like our odds.