[April Lexington]

I read somewhere recently that the Italian mob is running cash to Switzerland. Something about grocery stores generate lots of cash. They hire people to run the money into Switzerland where friendly bankers are waiting. Maybe the amount is really $134 million and the Japanese guys were just hired as runners because they don't (presumably) look Italian. That would make more sense. But, that's still a lot of dough!

[djf]

POG is liable to go to 10K/oz by next Monday.

For those who think I’m kidding, I’m not!