(Ashton) Kutcher outraged by conviction of US journalists in North Korea (a national crisis?)

WENN ^ | 06/09/09

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Al The oGre wants to turn the US into a N. Korea type country. And,,, he wants to be our own Lil Kim!

[Mister Da]

Perhaps Ashton K. & his Hollywood friends can persuade their friends Castro & Chavez to assist in the release of these two (former?) communist sympathizers. One call from Danny Glover or Harry Belefonte ought to get the ball rolling.

I also recommend having several lavish parties to collect money to pay for the release of the women. Make all checks payable to KJI Account, Credit Suisse Bank.

But perhaps the Left had better shy away from this one.

If these 2 women are ever released, they are likely to finally understanding what evil really is & what Communism really is. If the saying, “A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged” is true, then these 2 libs have had the mugging of their lives. And the Left will be powerless to hide the truth of what will be a very interesting & revealing story.

I suggest their next assignments be in Cuba & Venezuela.

[Mister Da]

“Why on earth did Al Gore send these chicks into North Korea in the first place? “

I can't figure that out either. There is little to criticize about NK’s Global Warming policy. They have no significant manufacturing, few cars & trucks, little electricity usage, & few farm animals (or any animals - all eaten long ago) to product harmful gases. The NK people are small, eat little, & produce very little waste.

Sounds like an ecological utopia to me! Surely these women were reporting on the clean air & water to be found in NK.

[Hot Tabasco]

I’ve since heard that the communications company that the rporters work for is owned by Al gore.....