[ClearCase_guy]

I saw a report on CNN in which they were positively giddy about the latest numbers -- because, you know, the numbers could have been so much worse. They were full of praise for Obama's economic leadership.

[wny]

you're right. unemployment rate was expected to be 9.6%. it came in at 9.4%. what's that translate into..?? let's say 50,000 jobs that weren't lost. THAT'S 50,000 JOBS SAVED! ANOTHR OBAMA MIRACLE.

But wait!! 75,000,000 million people didn't get laid off the month before either! So that's 75,050,000 jobs saved! And even if next month 500,000 jobs are lost - that'll mean 74,500,000 weren't it!!!!!!! Add that in and we have 149,550,000 jobs saved!!!!!!!!!!

So at this rate the great and powerful Obz will save over 500,000,000 million jobs in the first year of his reign!!!!!!!!!!!

Obama's a genius!! His policies are working!!!!Oh the thrill up my leg!!!!!!!!