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To: Revtwo

What’s next, letter openers?


3 posted on 06/04/2009 8:12:51 PM PDT by diverteach (http://www.slapobama.com/)
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To: diverteach

Letter writers.


5 posted on 06/04/2009 8:15:11 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 136 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: diverteach

Pointed sticks! I want to do pointed sticks!


6 posted on 06/04/2009 8:15:35 PM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: diverteach
No more metal table cutlery. Soft rubber sporks only.

Obama is just looking out for us.

26 posted on 06/04/2009 8:31:45 PM PDT by behzinlea
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To: diverteach
What’s next, letter openers?

Sssshhhh! Don't give them any ideas!

If the Obama administration wasn't so dangerous, it would be down right comical.

47 posted on 06/04/2009 9:13:50 PM PDT by lonestar (Obama is turning Bush's "mess" into a catastrophe.)
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To: diverteach
-- What's next, letter openers? --

They are covered by a regulation pertaining to the maximum length of a fixed-blade object. The federal regulation at issue is about folding objects.

Point being, letter openers aren't "next," they are already covered.

92 posted on 06/05/2009 7:09:30 AM PDT by Cboldt
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To: diverteach

“What’s next, letter openers?”

Toothpicks.

Bottle openers.

Sharp fingernails.

Liquid Paper applicators.


123 posted on 06/05/2009 10:53:45 AM PDT by Gordon Greene (www.fracturedrepublic.com - Jesus said, "I am THE way, THE truth and THE life." Any questions?)
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