In yet another equally reliable source:
Hercules Still Struggling To Complete 13th Labor - http://www.theonion.com/content/news/hercules_still_struggling_to?utm_source=a-section
Archaeologists Discover World’s First Guy Named Marty - http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/archaeologists_discover
It is now apparent where the folks believing Darwinianism get their data. Someday, try science.