I have an idea. Why dont they pay for their own laptops?
To: freespirited
‘I have an idea. Why dont they pay for their own laptops?’
Next week; lap dances...
2 posted on
05/31/2009 10:48:31 AM PDT by
jessduntno
(July 4th, 2009. Washington DC. Gadsden Flags. Be There.)
To: freespirited
Oh great! Now they can organize jihad from the comfort of their hi-class jail cell!
3 posted on
05/31/2009 10:49:15 AM PDT by
alice_in_bubbaland
(Markets and Marxists Don't Mix! Smile you're on Janet's Candid Camera!)
To: freespirited
If Kafka were alive today, he’d be running around screaming “What I wrote is a farce - a farce! It’s not meant to be imitated, but avoided, you idiots!”
4 posted on
05/31/2009 10:50:19 AM PDT by
Talisker
(When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on it's own.)
To: freespirited
with laptops and web training.
These are the guys that nobody wants, because they are dangerous. Lets train them to become web savy. Insanity.
5 posted on
05/31/2009 10:51:09 AM PDT by
allmost
To: freespirited
You GOT to be kidding me.
6 posted on
05/31/2009 10:51:59 AM PDT by
Joiseydude
(I'd rather die on my feet, than live on my knees. Live free or die.)
To: freespirited
Clearly I have chosen the wrong career path. The government did not purchase a laptop for me and they don’t provide pizza delivery either. Apparently terrorism is the more agreeable career choice these days. Who knew? (For the benefit of anyone lurking here on behalf of the government, no, I’m not planning to terrorize, and I’m not advocating terrorism. It’s a joke!)
8 posted on
05/31/2009 10:55:11 AM PDT by
ElayneJ
To: freespirited
As long as the laptops can only run Windows 95, that’ll be torture. I’m cool with that.
< /s >
9 posted on
05/31/2009 10:56:52 AM PDT by
Big Giant Head
(I should change my tagline to "Big Giant penguin on my Head")
To: freespirited
Your tax dollars hard at work.
NAKED STUPIDITY.
11 posted on
05/31/2009 10:58:41 AM PDT by
navyguy
(The National Reset Button is pushed with the trigger finger.)
To: freespirited
>>>> the stigma of having been held at Guantánamo for allegedly getting paramilitary training in Afghanistan before Sept. 11, 2001. <<<<<<
Stigma? really? Just a “stigma.”
They’re not being released to China because they admitted that they were trained at an al Qaeda terrorist camp.
Which is a crime in China just as it is in the USA.
12 posted on
05/31/2009 10:59:52 AM PDT by
angkor
To: freespirited
Instead of laptops, why don’t they hand out Bibles?
13 posted on
05/31/2009 11:06:46 AM PDT by
senorita
To: freespirited
Fine just give them firearms also and set them loose in a city while we are at this insanity.
14 posted on
05/31/2009 11:10:24 AM PDT by
Cheetahcat
(Zero the Wright kind of Racist! We are in a state of War with Democrats)
To: freespirited
They will go on strike until they get wifi wireless connection and blue tooth cell phones.
15 posted on
05/31/2009 11:23:35 AM PDT by
I Hate Obama
(Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made- Otto Von Bismarck)
To: freespirited
17 posted on
05/31/2009 11:23:58 AM PDT by
I Hate Obama
(Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made- Otto Von Bismarck)
To: freespirited
If anybody wants me, I’ll be in the backyard, pounding my head in a rock.
18 posted on
05/31/2009 11:30:20 AM PDT by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: freespirited
So this is the hope and change he was talking about...
22 posted on
05/31/2009 11:37:20 AM PDT by
2ndDivisionVet
("The unarmed man is not just defenseless - he is also contemptible." Machiavelli)
To: freespirited
How about if we retrain them as pilots?
To: freespirited
Bug the h*ll out of their software AND hardware. They’ll probably find the former, but maybe the latter can be disguised, survive and provide some intel.
To: freespirited
27 posted on
05/31/2009 1:54:52 PM PDT by
tips up
To: freespirited
Hopefully they are really old, like from the early 1990s, and can only run AOL at 9600 bps.
Hey, we’re under a budget crunch here. Terrorists don’t get the best of anything. That’s why they’re in GITMO to begin with.
besides it’ll still be way better than anything they could ever have had back from whatever-stan they came from.
28 posted on
05/31/2009 2:56:57 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: freespirited
29 posted on
06/01/2009 5:09:49 AM PDT by
kellynla
(Freedom of speech makes it easier to spot the idiots! Semper Fi!)
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