Ping!
Oh no! Not that "evil" carbon! This can only mean that "evil mankind" wrecked a planet somewhere else in the galaxy and that rock was a remnant of their blown up planet.
On a related note, I watched the History Channel’s treatment of Ida last night...it was like watching a documentary on cults.
One guy even went so far as to say it looks as if she lived recently, oblivious to the implications.
They found a fossil of an old lemur, which proves...
they found a fossil of an old lemur.