[ApplegateRanch]

What we can't take is another inadequate Liberal on the court. If necessary body cavity checks are not out of line. Too much is at stake.

If it weren't classified as being "torture", performing said cavity checks could be the first ueseful thing Gitmo prisoners ever did...and nobody (well, hardly anyone) else is so deserving of such a "privilege".

[muawiyah]

Arlington County Virginia cops used to bust kids eating potato chips on the Metrorail. They’d take them to the county lockup and do a body cavity check on them.