Arlington County Virginia cops used to bust kids eating potato chips on the Metrorail. They’d take them to the county lockup and do a body cavity check on them.
That’s only kinky; cavity checks on Liberal court nominees would be a whokle differnt kettle of lutefisk.
Never know what you may or may not find...like not even the right number of cavities to search, or maybe an ‘extra’ one, nobody suspected...but, no matter what, you KNOW it will stink.