When someone calls me a "homophobe," I say "Homophobe?! I'm not afraid of homosexuals. I just hate the sons o' bitches." That usually shuts them up. (I don't really hate them, but I do enjoy tweeking libtards.)
“When someone calls me a “homophobe,” I say “Homophobe?! I’m not afraid of homosexuals...”
I just call them “Christophobes.”