Your uncle is the poster child for the saying, “A conservative is a liberal who’s been mugged.”
Want to have some fun? Tell him that (in front of other family members, of course), and ask how much he’s contributing to the Palin 2012 campaign. If he says, “Nothing” or something similar, say to him, “Oooohhhh, I see, you’re a Cheney fan - me, too!”
to be honest, my uncle is too stupid to understand that kind of humor.
If you met him, you’de see what I mean.