to be honest, my uncle is too stupid to understand that kind of humor.
If you met him, you’de see what I mean.
If you met him, you’de see what I mean.
LOL. I have one like that - though he married into the family. He's an old Roosevelt worshipper, and once told me that on the way back from his stint in the Army, he tossed his .45 into the ocean. His son, my cousin, is so desperate for his father's approval that he has become a complete nut-roots wack-job, and is probably ticked off that Maobama hasn't already nationalized all U.S. industry and banned guns.
My favorite line of reasoning with all of these anti-gun morons is: "Have you EVER fired a gun?" The answer is (with the exception of Uncle Putz) always "no." Whereupon I ask them how they can presume to spout off on a matter of life and death without having any actual knowledge about the subject matter. I always invite them to come to the range, and the look I get is one of sheer horror, as if the gun would possess them and turn them into a gap-toothed, beer-swilling, cousin f'ing redneck member of the VRWC. I just laugh at them - and the contempt drives them berzerk.
Alas, we all have jackasses like that in our family - but you know the old saying: you can pick your friends but not your family.