AIDS, Hep C, and other homosexual related illnesses cost the city, county, state, and country way more than that. Let’s have a tax on anal sex. Male homosexuals have to pay a tax once they declare they are homosexual. Lesbians are exempt, since they have an ‘inny’ and not an ‘outty’.
You want to tax legal, but unhealthy behavior because of the stress it puts on public services, well let’s go after buggery.
I don’t want to live in a country where you pay a tax to smoke a cigarette, but you can let another man board you from the stern for free. Tax one, tax it all.
ROFL. I thought I’d learned some new ones here at FR, but “board you from the stern” takes the cake! Not graphic, but clear-perfect!