ROFL. I thought I’d learned some new ones here at FR, but “board you from the stern” takes the cake! Not graphic, but clear-perfect!
A butt-pirate is not a man of the sea that steals cigarettes. Hence the term.
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RESISTOR
Swear allegiance to the flag, whatever flag they offer;
Never hint at what you really feel.
Teach the children quietly for, someday, sons and daughters
Will rise up and fight while we stood still.
Der Elite Møøsënspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmändø (EMØØK)