Over and above the fact that the pee is already in the swimming pool.
Reminds me a white lie I used to tell my sons when they were little. 'Pee in the pool and the water around you turns pruple.' Must have worked because they all got out of the pool to pee behind a tree.
So instead of raising pool pee'ers I raised tree pee'ers. My 'baby' is graduating HS in 2 weeks and has played baaseball throughout. The joke in the stands is that he will have a special plaque placed in that very special yellow spot in the woods beind right field.
But at least he does not pee in the pool.
If you’re gonna pee in the pool, do it with style, from the high dive...