“No I didn’t. Honest...An employee sent it out without authorization. I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.”
and
It's Not My Fault
are the twin mottoes of the Democrat Party.