Posted on 05/13/2009 6:50:22 PM PDT by Donald Rumsfeld Fan
Not even Dick Cheney can incite the blood-curdling rage of liberals at the sight of a sexy Evangelical Christian. Paula Jones, Katherine Harris, Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin and, most recently, Miss California, Carrie Prejean, have all come under a frenzy of attacks from liberals.
Christians are supposed to be fat, balding sweaty little men with bad complexions. It's liberals who are supposed to be the sexy ones. (I know that from watching "The West Wing" and all movies starring Julia Roberts.)
But sadly for liberals, in real life, the fat, balding sweaty little guy with the bad complexion is Perez Hilton and the smoking-hot babe is Carrie Prejean.
This apparent contradiction incites violent anger in liberals, triggering their famous "flight or flight" response. So liberal masturbators are, once again, launching furious attacks on a beautiful Christian in a fit of pique similar to the one directed at Joan of Arc.
(Excerpt) Read more at humanevents.com ...
Best said on a bumper sticker:
Conservative: Someone You Want To Marry
Liberal: Someone Who Gives You Herpes
Nay God place a protective shield around each of these dear ladies.
“May” not Nay. Sorry
As a warrior, Ann cuts a fearsome swath through her weak kneed opposition, and we are accustomed witnessing the brutal impact of her attacks. We might even become a little jaded to the sight of the blood drawn by the razor edge of her wit. With this mighty swing of her semantic claymore, however, Ann has more than drawn blood. She effectively decapitates her liberal detractors. When your head is rolling, there is no effective response.
Oooohhh.... Mean old Annie’s gonna make poor little perez cry...
Mark
Captioning your ‘beauty and the beast’ photo in three words:
God is Just.
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