[Major Matt Mason]

Please tell me that this bastard Alinsky is buried somewhere so I can go piss on his grave.

I think the next, big Tea Party gathering should be held wherever this Marxist POS is buried. We can then all march to his gravesite and urinate on his grave en masse.

[Mr. Jazzy]

I will make sure that I am “properly” hydrated in order to complete the mission.