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1 posted on 05/12/2009 10:18:29 AM PDT by FromLori
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To: FromLori

I’ll consider picking up some of their weaker assets.


2 posted on 05/12/2009 10:19:30 AM PDT by domenad (In all things, in all ways, at all times, let honor guide me.)
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To: FromLori

FREE Internet porn has cut down on their audience of paying customers.


3 posted on 05/12/2009 10:20:03 AM PDT by 2harddrive (...House a TOTAL Loss.....)
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To: FromLori

I no longer read them for the articles...


4 posted on 05/12/2009 10:21:26 AM PDT by bondjamesbond (CO2 is like The Homeless. It only exists if there is a Republican in the White House.)
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To: FromLori

Times are getting tough, not even T&A is selling.


5 posted on 05/12/2009 10:22:15 AM PDT by rednesss (fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power)
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To: FromLori

Die Playboy. More lefty vermin exploiting women.


6 posted on 05/12/2009 10:22:32 AM PDT by Frantzie
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They need more articles. Thats why I read the magazine.


7 posted on 05/12/2009 10:23:24 AM PDT by Sig Sauer P220 (The great object is that every man be armed. - Patrick Henry)
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Save the Ta-ta’s!

Oops. Already used.

http://www.nursesdirect.com/cat-images-sm/CM784.jpg


9 posted on 05/12/2009 10:24:13 AM PDT by PurpleMan
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To: FromLori

They need better porn!


12 posted on 05/12/2009 10:25:19 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: FromLori

The last Playboy Mag I saw (and only the cover, behind the cash register) was at Tony’s barber shop, in the 1970’s, when Dad took me for hair cuts.


16 posted on 05/12/2009 10:27:55 AM PDT by PGR88
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>> Snicker sorry fellows

I seldom pick one up, and then just for the articles.

They could probably save lots of money by cutting out all those expensive photo spreads and leaving the excellent journalism intact.


17 posted on 05/12/2009 10:28:24 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Stop dissing drunken sailors! At least they spend their OWN money.)
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To: FromLori

Wonder how much Hef’s making on his Playboy Channel and DVD’s of the Girls Next Door.


20 posted on 05/12/2009 10:30:59 AM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: FromLori

“Spread” the wealth? ;-P


21 posted on 05/12/2009 10:31:24 AM PDT by MortMan (Power without responsibility-the prerogative of the harlot throughout the ages. - Rudyard Kipling)
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Playboy's Loss Widens

How big of a spread are we talking about? /snicker

24 posted on 05/12/2009 10:33:02 AM PDT by library user
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The profit SPREAD shows that Playboy ain’t got LEGS. If they had stayed aBREAST of technology, they’d have seen that the PUB(l)IC wasn’t there.


25 posted on 05/12/2009 10:33:38 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union, then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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Playboy's business model is simply unsustainable, even given their multimedia brand extensions, which are themselves unprofitable. High-volume national distribution of print media is a dying business, to start with. Production expenses greatly outweigh cash flow from newsstand purchases and from an aging and diminishing subscriber base. And, last but not least: Playboy's "value proposition" (ahem) is no longer unique, irreplaceable, or (in fact) all that attractive. Based on recent factory output, I would observe that their primary quality metrics have declined relative to established baseline standards.
26 posted on 05/12/2009 10:34:09 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.)
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I warned Heff against the Helen Thomas/Hillary Clinton centerfold issue, even Popular Mechanics rejected it.


27 posted on 05/12/2009 10:34:28 AM PDT by montyspython (Love that chicken from Popeye's)
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Snicker sorry

True.

But Three Musketeers RULES.

28 posted on 05/12/2009 10:34:43 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union, then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: FromLori

“OH! THE HUGE MAMMARIES!”

Even Viagra won’t help the magazines limp sales.


29 posted on 05/12/2009 10:35:08 AM PDT by LeonardFMason
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Playboy needs a bailout from the Head Pimp in Charge.


31 posted on 05/12/2009 10:37:45 AM PDT by Hacklehead (Liberalism is the art of taking what works, breaking it, and then blaming conservatives.)
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To: FromLori

In other news Porn mags sales go limp!


33 posted on 05/12/2009 10:40:10 AM PDT by US Navy Vet
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