Five Useful Idiots

Townhall.com ^ | 5/12/2009 | mike adams

[bestintxas]

There is a video that has been circulating around Facebook featuring me in a “dialogue” with several pro-abortion protestors from the socialist club at UMASS-Amherst. I’m glad the video is making the rounds. I generally like to use socialists to make my arguments look better by contrast. I’m also glad the students each helped illustrate a more specific point I’ve been making about socialists for years. These points follow in no particular order of importance:

1. Socialism and humor are incompatible. There’s nothing very funny about murdering 100 million people in 72 years. That is the true legacy of communism’s glory days. The gentleman in the black shirt who approached me at the beginning of this video provides a representative example of the demeanor of most socialists. His first question to me is “Do you have anything witty to say?” He turns to the camera later and asks “Do you guys actually think he’s like a funny person like humorous?” After the speech, he quoted a joke off my website and asked whether I thought it was funny. Here’s my response to the gentleman in the black shirt:

“Yes, I think I’m like a funny person like humorous.”

[bestintxas]

As a caring society, it is our obligation to identify who these people are and care for the needs in a nice padded cell where they cannot hurt themselves.

[VRWCmember]

2. Socialists are dumb. The socialist woman in the glasses is a particularly useful idiot. During our brief confrontation she informed me that sperm is alive. She claimed that if I thought abortion was murder then I was also bound to believe that ejaculation and menstruation constitute murder.

The sad thing is that idiot number two probably thought she was extremely clever for remembering this witty argument posed by Reese Witherspoon's character in Legally Blonde, even though she completely misapplied the argument as it related to "abandonment" rather than murder, and only applied to "masturbatory emissions" not ejaculation in general.

[Eagles6]

Mike drives the left battier. He is funny, humorous even.