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To: penelopesire

Looks as if no one was around to answer the 3AM phone call on this one.

Hello.

This is Barack.

Michelle and I can't come to the phone right now.

But we have specific mailboxes for you to leave us a message.

If you are a community organizer and need batteries for your GPS to mark the houses of right-wing zealots, Press 1.

If you are a union head and need us to buyout your company and make you the principal stockholder, Press 2.

If you are a rogue nation and wish to report your bombing of another country, Press 3 for a sternly worded reprimand of your actions.

If you are a Saudi Prince, Press any number my Master.

41 posted on 05/06/2009 7:00:27 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't fly, can't ski, can't drive, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best.)

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To: N. Theknow

LOL!

48 posted on 05/06/2009 7:04:21 AM PDT by penelopesire ("The only CHANGE you will get with the Democrats is the CHANGE left in your pocket")

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To: N. Theknow

Ouch! Nice post!

60 posted on 05/06/2009 7:20:28 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Mr. Bernanke, have you started working on your book about the second GREATER depression?")

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To: N. Theknow

freakin hilarious
and probably too close to the truth

174 posted on 05/07/2009 12:55:27 AM PDT by AmericanArchConservative (Armour on, Lances high, Swords out, Bows drawn, Shields front ... Eagles UP!)

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