Paris Hilton, Others Confused About Flu

MyFoxChicago.com ^ | May 1, 2009 | Lindsey Tanner

[Clintonfatigued]

Paris Hilton says "I don't eat that" when asked about swine flu in an online video (Watch the clip on YouTube) .

[ansel12]

And these rich-girl airheads (Meghan McCain included)deliver commentaries about elections and social issues.

Paris endorsed Governor Palin.

[infidel29]

The caption of that picture should be, “The ‘Art of War’, I don’t get it, where are all the pictures?”

[infidel29]

This reminds me of Jessica Simpson asking if “Chicken of the Sea” was chicken or tuna.

[ansel12]

She was a hot looking teenager.

[Lizavetta]

Serious?

[ansel12]

[ansel12]

Yes, it is a guy thing, it may be a terrible photograph but we can tell that it is a cute girl with a little attitude.

[Lizavetta]

Every time I think I've got the guy thing pegged, people like you throw me a ringer and I'm totally confused all over again.

Oh, well......back to Guy School...:)

[upsdriver]

She looks like she is swacked on drugs in that picture.

[ansel12]

The picture that I don’t like is the one on the right, I have trouble reading a woman when she is fully made up or in a picture, I prefer to evaluate a woman’s beauty as she comes out of the shower with wet hair, then I can better read her eyes and inner personality from her actual appearance and her body language.

[ketelone]

Oh my god. Like, who cares.

[Lizavetta]

I'll take your word for it.

Not being an aficionado of chickies exiting showers, I'll defer to your knowledge of what makes women hot.

My limited experience of men has told me that they value two things: one, that she's nice to him; and that she gives him as much sex as he wants.

Please correct me if I'm wrong.

[ansel12]

I’m not being frivolous, you really do know a lot about men.

With feminine wisdom like that a man comes to feel comfortable with a woman and that is when a rare woman like you gets to see the higher levels of a man, often that is squelched early and never seen by lesser women.

In Aesop’s fable’s one of them has the wind and the sun in a competition to get a man walking down the road to take off his coat, the wind only makes him close up and hunker in his coat and the sun coaxes him out of it with warmth.

[Lizavetta]

Men are easy....and I don't mean stupid. I mean easy.

Just be nice and do them....that's all they want from life.

It's men I feel sorry for. Women, especially today's women, are a royal pain in the ass.

Like you said re: Aesop, warmth gets you a hell a lot more that bitchiness.

[ansel12]

Like you said re: Aesop, warmth gets you a hell a lot more that bitchiness.

Not only that but once the barrier is down and the man bonds then he can accept most anything from a woman, with men it is a matter of winning their trust and loyalty, once that barrier is breached then a man will do most anything for a woman.

That is part of that "men are simple" thing, men are simple in that area, once they trust your affections (or friendship) then they will give ten fold, before that or if a woman can't ever bring that out in a man then they will only see men as hard and harsh and selfish and quick to abandon etc.

[Lizavetta]

I think you have it nailed and sealed up, my friend.

I wish I'd known what it took to make a man happy long ago. Only after years of being a pain in the nads did it dawn on me how easy it was to keep your man in nirvana.

And you better believe I've lectured my daughter on the nuts and bolts of a happy husband. Unfortunately, nobody ever clued me in and my husband had to go through my female attitude sh*t for quite a while before I figured it all out.

[Spok]

Miss California has proved that the hair color is no longer to blame. Sorry Paris.

[Caipirabob]

Men are easy....and I don't mean stupid. I mean easy. Just be nice and do them....that's all they want from life.

Dang it, you've figured out all our dark secrets...

; )

[relee]

I prefer to evaluate a woman’s beauty as she comes out of the shower with wet hair, then I can better read her eyes and inner personality

Really?

[Clintonfatigued]

A little humor never hurt anyone.