Your own post, #117.......
"It's not for you to tell me what I should get upset about. That's not a conservative thing to do."
(Busted!)
Wait, I got it. I'll go flog myself to death with dental floss. That ought to keep me busy for a while and I can leave you guys to get on with the serious business of saving the country.
It's been a good laugh- I'm just fixing to reaffix the stick in my rectum and get back with the program ;-)