[Prodigal Son]

Oh dear! You've got me! I'll just go out and hang myself. Wait, that'd be too good for me. Let me think... We don't have any fire ant beds Scotland so that's out... I'm all out of drill bits and I haven't seen Jack Bauer lately so no help there.

Wait, I got it. I'll go flog myself to death with dental floss. That ought to keep me busy for a while and I can leave you guys to get on with the serious business of saving the country.

It's been a good laugh- I'm just fixing to reaffix the stick in my rectum and get back with the program ;-)

[concerned about politics]

Oh dear! You've got me! I'll just go out and hang myself. Wait, that'd be too good for me. Let me think...

Oh geeze. Get over it. We're paying for the power and privileges for all the politicians. That's just the way it is, and it should change. They take our money, then have the nerve to lecture us. We pay them, and they oppress us. We have every right to call them on it - even if it is "just" a $600 pair of tax payer paid sneakers. It all adds up.

[happygrl]

Wait, I got it. I'll go flog myself to death with dental floss. That ought to keep me busy for a while and I can leave you guys to get on with the serious business of saving the country.

Yer funny....!