Lobsters mobsters.
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
71,000 # is a truckload of Lobster tails.
2 posted on
04/30/2009 9:56:02 PM PDT by
Paladin2
(Big Ears + Big Spending --> BigEarMarx, the man behind TOTUS)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Uh-oh, time to increase protective security at the butter plants!!!
3 posted on
04/30/2009 9:57:58 PM PDT by
NilesJo
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
“They then tried to sell some lobster tails to a Hialeah seafood restaurant whose owner realized there were stolen and turned two women sellers away”
This kind of stuff usually turns up in prawn shops.
5 posted on
04/30/2009 10:03:16 PM PDT by
Rebelbase
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
They then tried to sell some lobster tails to a Hialeah seafood restaurant whose owner realized there were stolen and turned two women sellers away. Video surveillance cameras captured the event.Two women trying to sell a truckload of stolen tail?
I know I haven't heard it all, but I think I'm getting close...
6 posted on
04/30/2009 10:05:19 PM PDT by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Now, why would anyone steal that much *perishable* merchandise without having a pre-arranged buyer.
9 posted on
04/30/2009 10:06:48 PM PDT by
PLMerite
("Unarmed, one can only flee from Evil. But Evil isn't overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
The lobsters will be found in a cooler. The thieves will be headed for a different kind of cooler.
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
71,000 pounds of individually wrapped lobster tails They were delicious.
(burp)
11 posted on
04/30/2009 10:08:36 PM PDT by
SIDENET
("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.")
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
13 posted on
04/30/2009 10:10:06 PM PDT by
razorback-bert
(We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Few details other than surveillance photos at the link. The amount suggests they may have driven off with one or more fully loaded refrigerated containers.
14 posted on
04/30/2009 10:29:45 PM PDT by
SpaceBar
To: Larry Lucido
Michael: So Kramer, where’d you get all these lobsters, at the Fleesher’s Market?
Kramer: No, I got ‘em in the ocean.
Michael: The ocean? What’d you mean?
Kramer: Well, I found this rope and I kept tugging on it, and all these lobsters came up.
Michael: Those are commercial lobster traps. You can’t take those lobsters from there. That’s against the law.
Kramer: Take it easy. There’s plenty of lobsters in the ocean for everyone.
18 posted on
05/01/2009 4:27:57 AM PDT by
earlJam
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Those aren’t crabs, honey, they’re freakin’ lobsters!
21 posted on
05/01/2009 7:05:38 AM PDT by
metesky
(My retirement fund is holding steady @ $.05 a can.)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Please God, if these thieves are selling door to door, please lead them to my house. Please..I'm drooling.
sw
23 posted on
05/01/2009 7:12:45 AM PDT by
spectre
(Spectre's wife)
To: Slings and Arrows
Free Dr. Zoidberg!
Reward for safe return!
26 posted on
05/01/2009 11:07:58 AM PDT by
ApplegateRanch
(The mob got President Barabbas; America got shafted)
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