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To: Dallas
(Actual Email) From Doctor

Dear Dallas,

I, in my wisdom and superiority, have determined that you may/might have the Swine Flu.

You are immediately to turn over all money to me in order that
I and my medical banditos may try to fit you into the schedule and
thus attempt, time permitting, to save your lives.

Club memberships cost money. My wife's breasts cost money.

Do not delay, as my team and I will just as soon let you die.

I drive a Lambourghini and that ain't cheap. Neither is life.

Don't sign your own death warrant, pay or die.

Looking forward to your payment,

5 posted on 04/30/2009 4:28:30 PM PDT by humblegunner (Where my PIE at, fool?)
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To: humblegunner

No worries, Obama will pay my medical bills.


10 posted on 04/30/2009 4:31:36 PM PDT by Dallas
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To: humblegunner
Where my PIE at, fool?

What do you care? After you get THE BUG, you'll be barfing it up soon anyway, or it willotherwise be going through you like grass through a goose.

Unlike most types of flu, people do get diarrhea and vomiting with Swine flu. So now you have something "fun" to look forward to.

52 posted on 04/30/2009 5:27:48 PM PDT by El Gato ("The Second Amendment is the RESET button of the United States Constitution." -- Doug McKay)
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To: humblegunner
Where my PIE at, fool?

What do you care? After you get THE BUG, you'll be barfing it up soon anyway, or it willotherwise be going through you like grass through a goose.

Unlike most types of flu, people do get diarrhea and vomiting with Swine flu. So now you have something "fun" to look forward to.

53 posted on 04/30/2009 5:27:57 PM PDT by El Gato ("The Second Amendment is the RESET button of the United States Constitution." -- Doug McKay)
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To: humblegunner

An yer just a proctologist ?


54 posted on 04/30/2009 5:28:28 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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