How tall is she? Seriously. On the answer depends my response to her marriage proposal!
I, too, have had to turn down a lot of babes who didn't meet my strict height requirements. You compromise on a half inch here, a pound or two there, next thing you know you've totally sold out.
She could probably pinch the head off of that ugly, dwarfish pansy, Perez Hilton. I'd pay to see that.
I hope you're 6' tall, Revolting cat!.....and I hope you don't look like your screen name. If you qualify, you may have a chance, by golly. Let us know how you make out.
Leni