Miss California finds her new cause

Washington Times ^ | 4/29/09 | Valerie Richardson

[Jack Wilson]

How tall is she? Seriously. On the answer depends my response to her marriage proposal!

I, too, have had to turn down a lot of babes who didn't meet my strict height requirements. You compromise on a half inch here, a pound or two there, next thing you know you've totally sold out.

[CholeraJoe]

I used to have fairly stringent requirements, too, but I’ve found as I aged, that the target pool is much smaller. My standards have relaxed to the point that female and mammalian are about my only criteria.

[John Jorsett]

Nuts. I was hoping her new mission in life was to get that man-toad Perez Hilton kicked off the internet.

[CanaGuy]

I’m surprised they haven’t dug into the most minute details of her family, school, church, job, friends, etc....what, is the drive-by media slipping?...or are they cowering under their desks with face masks and bottles of hand sanitizer?

[Yorlik803]

Sorry, she is a White, Christian conservative. Only muslims and non whites are victims of hate crime. She is just a bigot and a homo hater who should be sent to a camp to get her head straight.

[RikaStrom]

My standards have relaxed to the point that female and mammalian are about my only criteria.

Hey CJ, I'm going to have to assume "breathing" is also one of your criteria? :-)

[MinuteGal]

She's a tall beauty.....5'11" with green eyes. She's only 22....thanks to God for her maturity and poise in the face of hate.

She could probably pinch the head off of that ugly, dwarfish pansy, Perez Hilton. I'd pay to see that.

I hope you're 6' tall, Revolting cat!.....and I hope you don't look like your screen name. If you qualify, you may have a chance, by golly. Let us know how you make out.

Leni

[Clovis_Skeptic]

[joma89]

Stand your ground, young lady. You have friends who will support you.

JoMa

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